That was one of the most traumatic hour and a half's I have ever had to deal with in my life, and in retrospect very hilarious how quickly it escalated and how it was all me who did that, no one else. Oh my lord, I am laughing. Sometimes I wish someone was filming me they would have a really great flick by the time I die.

Though now I do have a killer python, a krispy kreme donut (yes, I know), a block of hazelnut cadbury chocolate and a large bottle of vanilla cola.

Hilarious / ridiculous / what is this life anyway?